It's OKAY, I'm FINE! Short note on why I won't be performing the Can-can anytime soon.
On Sunday the Rainbow Lorikeets from the Wicked Witch's Giant Tree flew over and BIT ME! BWARK! BWARKK!!! Luckily I had my Castle as protection, but one caught hold of my foot through the barricade and wouldn't let go! THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE! The wound looks like a snake bite with two puncture holes on either side of my dainty yet Kingly middle toe.
Such is the life of one so handsome. Above you can see my personal slaves are daily bathing the wound in a teaspoon of salt to every 1 metric cup of cooled boiled water. I don't like leaving my white indoor basin, it's comfortable. Do you like salt in your baths?
Do you think I should acquire a mote and a dragon to run around my Castle? ...Jack
1 year ago
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Hello! BWARK!!
Blimey King Jack, that's what happens when you go out for a 'big one' and forget to pay your nectar bill.
I have NO recollection of doing that G3TFilms! It's all still a fuzzzzz... Want a job as a Dragon for my mote? You have to dig the mote first BWARK!
I have enough jobs ta, King Jack. That's why I run across the ground like that, I'm too tired to fly. Unless you meant mites? In which case I'm very mite-y, I may need a bath.
No mites allowed BWARK!!! That's sad how your tiny wings aren't working for you G3TFilms. Subjects must all take six baths a day just like I. You'll appreciate it BWARK!
Hey King Jack,
You have me so confoozed. Now I'm trying this link. Did I get it right this time? Arghhhh.
http://birdanonymous.blogspot.com/search/label/Jack
Sorry to read about the bloody booboo. Lorikeets, ounce for ounce, must be nasty little birdies.
That's RIGHT Annie! Sorry for confoozling you; my bloody booboo isn't bloody anymore. There's a lot of OOOOOOs there! I NEED my Loyal Subjects' attention especially when wounded from battle. BWARK! Rainbow Lorikeets are just jealous of my red collar and thought red boots would look funny OOOOOOO!
Tsup*!* Bwark*!* ouch! but that's what happens when One of such high breeding as yourself sits in One's castle looking down One's beak at One's loyal peasants. Revolution ... they wants wot you ave snif. Bwark*!*
Ouch! Bwark! Tsup*!* Bimbimbie! You're talking like an unloyal PEASANT!!! I flick apple skin and squashed grapes their way and they should be grateful. Not more than grateful as my Loyal Subjects from The Appreciation Society who ought to speak proper English BWARK!
So, the peasants are revolting, eh? *ducks apple core* Aw c'mon, someone had to say it!
BWARK Hahahhaaa!! Indeed Bird!! That apple core was stolen by the RAINBOWS not the ducks... BWARK!
Bwark*!* Ever hear of Marie Antoiparrotte, she had a red neck too for a little while, so watch where you flick your bits of apple and grape*!*
Sweet dreams your Kingship Tsup!*
Bwark Bwark Bimbimbie!! I only have sweet dreams and will dream of Marie Antoiparrotte covered in nectar! *flicking a Bottlebrush your way* BWARK! Tsup*!*
Good news on the being fine. Bad news on the CanCan - I was sooo looking forward to that!
Cheers, Klaus
Ouch! Jack, I say get the dragon *and* the mote ... maybe Anonybird could even rig up hot oil to drop on those snooty lorikeets. Harumph! It looks like your slaves are so loving and gentle with your salty baths. I prefer fizzy balls that add perfume and colors to my bath water! Get well soon!
Sounds like your royal injury is healing well! I am shocked to hear about the revolt, but I'm sure your slaves will devise a better defense for you. Maybe guard-butcherbirds can be posted.
Poor Jack, you've been having a rough time of it lately. You need a GUARD DOG!!! Heeeee...woof!
Tut tut twinkle toes, maybe it was a love bite! I got one from a nasty lorikeet once, she didn't want to be rescued ungrateful damsel in distress. Hope your tootsies twinkle in a tweak!
Tsup*!* Bwark*!* Morning your Kingship, how's the view from your castle this morn - tis a little misty here ... have your slaves given you your morning salt bath*?*
I might be able to manage a Corroboree instead, but for the time being I'm doing the Bunny Hop, Klaus. BWARK!
HOT OIL dropped on the Lorikeets!?! Hello! Is this MELISSA!?! Anonybird likes bath salts but doesn't drink fizzy drinks. Neither do I. *hiccup* Wonder if there are BOTTLEBRUSH ONES? Bwark!!
I hide in my orange fluffy pineapple when the crows arrive but scream for Anonybird when the Butchers visit, Red Mojo. I SCREAMED when the Rainbows revolted but the Anonies were OUT! BWARK!!
I have been having a rough time Madcap Baroness with Teacup!!! THAT'S EVEN ROUGHER! Whaaaaa! You bwarked!
Thanks for tickling my twinkle toes Baino! Twark!!
Tsup*!* Bimbimbie! The view is misty but not as foggy as last week where I couldn't even see the top of the Lorikeet Tree. My Slaves only bath me when returning to the house in the afternoon which is 4pm now it's wintertime. That means it's cosy and warm afterwards. BWARK!
Jack hello I've made a music video which you can hum to until you're well enough to dance again. I hope your foot likes it.
BoiledEggInADeckchair! BoiledEggInADeckchair! Hello! Hello! I don't hum but I do a low crouchy old man voice and will whistle to your music video until stomping again! BWARK!!
Hello Jack Jack hello! Oh I did'nt know you make noises like that and whistle too. I hope you're stomping on Anonymous's head again soon!
Don't forget to keep your foot up.
HELLO BoiledEggInAMusicVideo! HELLO BoiledEggInAMusicVideo! I can do the Lorikeet HOP with one leg! I might end up hanging off Anon's eyebrows if try on her head. BWARK!
HELLO King Hopping Jack!
HELLO King Hopping Jack!
I can't hop very well but I think it's a good idea to hang off Anonymous's eyebrows as soon as you can.
Hello.
HELLO FunnyBoiledEgg! HELLO FunnyBoiledEgg! Anon's eyelashes could be a slippery dip but I think you might be a bit rotten! BWARK!! Not your music video, I'm still whistling to that. HELLO! Bwark!
poor royal boy! at least get him a dragon and a keep!
POOR ME! POOR ME Simon! I only deserve The Best! BWARK!
It is exactly 10:19am in Sydney.
Good Morning to you!
I am not a nature freak. I love big cities.
However, your birds are so wonderful- I am in love with all of them.
I am impressed mit all your photos.
Best wishes from Düsseldorf!
I AM a nature Freak and a PARROT, Ematejoca! I'm King Jack!! Anon is okay at taking photos but I'm The Best at EVERYTHING! Including being in the wars lately .... bwark.
How about a moat with some crocs in it [or on your feet]?
Crocs on Anon's feet sounds good ElizT! BWARK!! BWARK!!
For a moment, on the first photo, I thought the boys were going to cook you.
You need bird traps with cats inside them. Just don't go inside the traps. What's with you lately Dear Jack? How come you did not do your Kung Fu Hustle trick? Do you need me to go over there and shoo away those mangy mite-infested wild birds? And where was Anon? slacking off again?
By the way, you are indeed one fine bird. Your feathers are so sleek, unlike the wild birds' feathers which is why they are jealous of you! Lovely Jack, take care.
HI HI CES! I do look tasty all the time BWARK! I need bird traps with CATS inside!?! I DID do Kung Fu Hustle but the Rainbows have bad taste in music. I DO NEED YOU Ces! Anon was out doing a Silver Gull Extreme Modelling shoot. I AM a fine bird! The wild birds ARE jealous! Lovely Ces, BWARK!
dang, jack! :(
get well, quickslike....
HO! Honeybee! Tickle tickle your little toes.... Feel better? And a big Mwah on the cute head. And a soft pat on the back! Ane tons of buttlebrushes!!! Feel better?
Ouch!
Do you want me to set Mr Sparks on 'em Jack?
Ouch is right King Jack but how handsome you look in your white basin!
It isn't easy when I like hopping more than walking LaughingWolf, but trying! Bwark ...
SQUARK*!* MerlinPrincesse!!! DON'T do that! My middle toe is SORE! Ahhhhhh I like Mwahs and can you do that harder on my back? Lower .... left... a bit higher... ahhhhhh. YUM YUM!!
HELLO Miladysa! No thankyou, I can handle the Rainbows myself but because I'm not my brilliant self the Miners were all over my Castle this morning!!! BVWARK!
I DO look VERY handsome don't I Sharon!!! BWARK!
Hello Jack. Good morning.
HELLO HELLO BoiledEggInAMusicVideo! Good evening!
Yes it is. I've just thrown my deckchair out the window and the wind blew it back onto my head.
Do you have to type with one foot now?
It's a windy good eveing there! I only use my big toe for typing but the keys keep hurting my dainty yet kingly middle toe. *ouch*
Oh no.
I type using a hammer.
I'm going to relax now once I get the deckchair off my head. See you later and look after you're Kingly toes.
My slaves help look after my Kingly toes. Have a nice rest BoiledEggInAMusicVideo - that's what I'm doing without a deckchair BWARK!
!! what a site you have here! My, when I don't have to FLY off to quickly I will back to explore!
Oh Jack, you've got to keep yourself out of harms way. We don't want one so handsome to be damaged in any way.
HELLO HELLO Stephanie! Thanks for flying by! I am quite a sight aren't I ;) BWARK!!
DEB DEB DEB I feel JUST the same way about my good looks and well being as you do! BWARK!
Oh, your poor poor toes. I am so sorry to hear about it. Oliver must have heard through the birdie grapevine, he was howling like a wolf all afternoon-now I know why.
My POOR POOR toe Debra Kay! Thank Oliver for howling for me but he really should be SQUAWKING! Bwark! Ouch.
POOR SWEET ME Onedia Hayes Syvlest!
Jack! Egads Bird! By now I hope you are fighting fit again - and if the "unwashed masses" attack again I hope you can bite them back......AND youd better be done with 'royal progress' tours as well young man! Harumpf!
LAVENDER!?! WHERE have you been!?! Were you LOST like ME? I don't mind you're harumpfy. BWARK!
Hehehe, I cant stay mad at you Jack, kisskiss!
Yes, I was indeed lost like you were, they are making me a numbered ring now Teeheehe
I love kisses Lavender :) Don't worry, numbered rings are quite the fashion statement on those who are very high in bird society ;) BWARK! Anon is very excited, I don't think she looks good bobbing up and down like that.
he think is a fish ;)
He think is a fish! I'm a PARROT Ruela, I'm a PARROT! BWARK!!
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