Check out that flower in the Castle!
Moving in Miners on all sides...
What's all the fuss about? This flower is MINE and NOT yours!
Sigh. Intruders!
INTRUDER!
As you can see, my Castle is surrounded! Apart from the stress caused by local common riffraff, I am healing very well from my previous foot injury. However, on the third day the scabs were very ITCHY!!!!!! SO, the wounds have to heal again. NO I won't be telling you how my wounds opened up again because it was in the privacy of my bedroom. Anonybird says it's important to keep birds' wounds moist because we tend to PICK PICK PICK! I'm not saying that's what I did. BWARK!Unfortunately I won't be able to participate in Extreme Sports as well as having missed the dancing. Anyway, I get enough exercise avoiding intruders. BWARK! BWARK!! ... Jack
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It's raining today and there's TWO whole families of Rainbows surrounding my Castle! Do you think they're hungry? BWARK!
That's a big rubber duckie. Go ahead peck its eye Jack, instead of your cut.
Jack I will throw my deckchair at them if they don't stop intruding your castle BWARG!!! The green intruder looks like a kiwi fruit.
I'm glad your foot has'nt fallen off.
BWARG!!
Not big enough to win MY Castle over Ces! He's disappeared now. Maybe he was a figment of our imaginations? I like figs, they have seeds in them. BWARK!
I know how much you appreciate me BoiledEgg but ADeckchair will DAMAGE my Castle! Kiwi fruit is FURRY! It's fun to pull the skin off a Kiwi fruit but we're in Australia. I'm glad my foot is still there too. The Anonies thought it would fall off too. BWARG too!
When does the mote construction begin, Jack? Ha ha to them -- you had the flower and they didn't! And what a cute intruder in your castle! :) Anonybird does such a good job of keeping your dishes clean -- they sparkle!
There has been water all around my Castle for weeks Melissa! Mother Nature is taking care of the mote. They have a ZILLION flowers OUTSIDE but they want MINE! It was the best flower in the whole street called a Banksia. Anonybird is my slave and she cleans dishes all the time whilst dreaming of a dishwasher. BWARK!
What an exciting life you lead Jack!
I know I know I KNOW ElizT! This IS the life BWARK!! If the riffraff ignored my flowers...
Have you thought of wearing gumboots?
They not only stop the mysterious behaviour caused by itchiness but is also extremely good when kick'n some rainbow a@@
Oh, and tell Anonybird, 'Hi!'
How can I preen my gorgeous feathers when wearing gumboots G3TFilms? There is no such thing as a 'gumboot', so just wearing one can't happen. The dictionary says so! Oh, Anonybird is busy slaving away at the moment. She's warming up watering cans for my shower because I keep emptying the bath. BWARK!
Poor dear jack, you deserve the best and finest flowers.
Poor dear ME Debra Kay! I DO only deserve the best and finest. Tsup*!* You may now kiss me. BWARK!
ATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTACK!
OH NO! It's a DUCKHEAD! BWARK!! That would be better if it sounded like AJAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! I'm pretending G3TFilms yelled that instead and is pointing his beak somewhere else. BWARK!
Hehehe, I was attacking the those Noisy things on your behalf as per your previous job offer... but I'm not digging a Moat.
If you would like my War Cry to be A-JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. I will happily obliged.
You're forgiven G3TFilms, my loyal subjects can be scary! I'm sorry, it's NOISY here and can't hear what... digging a moat? Well done! I shall pay you with a feather to compliment that horrific war cry of yours! Sorry again, it's the Noisy's fault, I said TERRIFIC! BWARK!!
his swimming partner looks very cool!
Simon, that's an INTRUDER! BWARK!!!
How jealous all those other birds are!
King Jack your castle is obviously the very best of places to be.
They are VERY jealous Caroline! I don't blame them for that but they MUST leave the very BEST place to be for ME! BWARK!
jack, if you need help getting rid of the peons, call on the ol wuff! ;)
and do allow the leg to heal, or i may have to lick it! lol
Interesting visitors you got there, Jack! What are they? (Other than [less] loyal subjects?)
Either way - it seems you're enjoying yourself despite your battle wounds!
Cheers, Klaus
King Jack, I'm sorry for all your trouble. I do hope you get some peace and heal soon.
Your humble servant, red mojo.
Perhaps a leetle pair of finest silk gloves for you King Jack? You'll look quite the dandy! (Not that you don't already of course)
OH NO! BWARK! I don't want an Ol Wuff licking my ankles! Thanks for your errrmmmm kind offer :O Stop LaughingWolf!
I scream to Anon who comes running to see what I'm screaming at, OnediaHayesSylvest! Sometimes I scream because she looks funny running outside all the time, especially putting the brakes on at the top of the stairs BWARK!! Anon says she's posting a Gaol Bird on Friday!
Those are NOISY NOISY NOISY Miners Klaus! They are honeyeaters but I've eaten all the honey out of my flower now. BWARK!!
Humble Servant, Red Mojo! BWARK! You can get off your knees, there is poop on the ground! I don't know what peace is but healing!
Silk gloves, Bird!?! SILK GLOVES!?! Bwark bwark bwark HHAHHA!! I like to DESTROY dandeLIONS! BWARK!!
You do have some cheeky subjects King Jack, but you mustnt tease Anony like that - havent you ever heard of the Lorikeet that cried Cat?
BWARK Lavender! Anony told me I was a Parrot crying "Wolf" today and wouldn't run to my rescue after the ... ummmm.... sixth time. I'll try crying "Cat" next time - thanks! BWARK!
lol you best heal properly then jack! ;)
I really, really agree! You're still LaughingWolf. BWARK!
First of all, Jack, it is not nice to scream and cry wolf and get AnonBird scared for you... don't you think you have caused enough trouble in the last month? ...although I am sorry to hear about your foot injury... I know cherries are good for gout, maybe they would be good for you to peck at, or are the pits bad for you? Any way, be a nice bird Jack.
I AM a NICE bird PrincessPepperCloud! My foot is all better now and that would help with aiming my cherry pips at Anon BWARK! I'll have to wait until Christmas time because we don't have cherries until then. You got my badge and linky all wrong AntBrain! I still know you appreciate me but HOW MUCH? Bwark!!!
Bwark to ya, King Jack! I know you know what I mean....
Ant brain!?
oh heck.!
I guess it's a step up from AIRbrain!
BWARK back at you MerlinPrincesse! That was RUDE!
It's better than Airhead too because that includes your face! Though, you do look a bit like a big brained ant now... I knew you'd appreciate being called an Antbrain, Princess Pepper Cloud! BWARK!!!
Nonono! It was not rude!!!! Must be my accent.... :(
Hello Jack I hope you're having a Merry Monday. I am. I've written a poem-film about everything. After you've had your shit on Anon you can come and read it if you like.
BWARK! Hello BoiledEggInADeckchair! It's almost lunchtime when I work on tomorrow morning's salute to Anon. You made a poem-film about EVERYTHING!?! Bwark!!!
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