Perriette has asked me to post seven weird things. This post is the fifth of my seven weird things – Jack.
The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines the word GEEK as:
The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines the word GEEK as:
"1: a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken, bat or snake."
WHAT about a wild woman doing a circus act and pretending she can bite the head off a live Red-Collared Lorikeet!?! VOTE FOR JACK! Just like how Hardwax did!
Too late ...
I WON I WON I WON I WON!
Thankyou all the birdbrains who voted for ME on the bird poll! I am simply the BEST! Love ME like the world is ending!!
No you can't take my photograph, I'm just enjoying a bit of Anonymous Birdbrain *slurp*
ALSO ... since MerlinPrincesse and Hardwax didn't include me in their bath video, I think I love Ces the most now. She drew a Portrait of ME ;)
The "Which Birds are your Favourite?" Poll is closed and I'm removing it from the sidebar. Results were: None: 0; 0% Anon: 8 votes; 20% Jack: 22 votes; 56%!!!!!!! Maggie aka Baldie: 4 votes; 10% Cookie: 13 votes; 33% Cuckoos: 4 votes; 10% Thanks for the 39 votes! JACK WON! ... Anon
67 comments:
DON'T let me lose the "Which birds are your favourite Poll"!
I'M BEGGING ALL BIRDBRAINS!
Eeeeek!!! Poor Jack. She may be pretending but she could lose it anytime and could really be a geek.
Hey Jack you are winning but you may still lose your head from that geek! Fly away Jack. Fly away into the refuge of your super deluxe mansion cage.
That's RIGHT Ces, Anon could lose it if I lose the poll ... so VOTE FOR JACK NOW!!!
I vote for you Jack, if only in spirit, but sadly spirit will not help your knitting , I'm sorry, your head, from being torn off. That's showbiz.
I don't KNIT! GEEK!! Work out how to vote for me NOW Hardwax!!
I did vote for you today Jack, all because I want peace, not a piece of your mind. Hahahahaha!
THANK YOU Ces *wink wink*. That's FUNNY! You voting for me, not the end of your sentence ....
I have voted for you Jack for all the ones who can't vote. So I have voted many many times...Hhehehe! :)
So in reality, Hardwax has voted at least 6 times for you! :))))
You are a Geeky Cheat MerlinPrincesse! Hhahhahhhaaa ;)
Excuse me but there's a woman from the SPCA hiding behind the third roo from the left out there on your plot!
DOB ON THE GEEK ElizT!!!! Hhehehahhahaaa. While you are at it, please tell SPCA woman that I would like purple grapes MORE than once a day! I'm sure she would find that treatment especially disgusting! By the way ElizT, you are especially Geeky owning a cat! Travelling is OK ...
You are safe, Jack; the Woossie geek lives inside, goes walkies on a lead and has never seen anything half as scary as a lorikeet, parakeet, or any other Aussie tweet, in his timid little life.
"WOOSIE"! Hhahhahhhhahaaaa, name suits the geeky Wuz! Better put a bell on him just in case *Squark WOOSIE*!
jack, i will change my vote in your favor but this is bribery--in this case i can't stand the thought of anon biting your head off (gurgle sounds beginning) or problems in your household.
so i will vote for you. but don't let it go to your head (heehee)
WOOHOO KJ! You have just upped my votes to 50%! Yes, Anon is a big problem in our household! How can I let your vote go to my head when it is taken by the thought of being Anon's lunch? Birdbrains are NOT good tucker and there isn't any room in mine for anything else!
Woossie is very bird-correct, he is hung all around with bells like a Christmas tree. He has seen Rosellas but ours only whistle, don't squark like all you lot.
Your Rosellas only whistle because complimenting how handsome our lot is. We only squark when we want something and it isn't a Ding-a-ling Woosie! HAHHAHHAHAAAA Better put an electric star on top of his head at night too ElizT *squark*!
Aw Jack - tell her to do her dental hygiene herself!
You are right Lavender! I AM cute and I AM hygienic! Don’t let Anon make you think otherwise. I had a good look and Anon DOES need to do it herself in ANOTHER circus act -or see another dentist!
LOL Glad thats settled then, now, go have another bath!
You are right again Lavender! I AM gorgeous in a bath, you want to see a bit of cheek again! And need to wash off AnonCoffeeStains ... :)
You better make sure that nobody slaps Anon in the back while she has your head inside her mouth! You are up by 6 points Jack. Boy, you sure have the longest days...
Ces, I only attack Anon's mouth when she's talking too much after eating something for dinner she wouldn't share and she's against the lounge and can't get away because blocked from behind *BWARK did I SAY THAT!?!* ANON'S COFFEE STAINS MADE ME SAY THAT! I don't know if "one day left" on the poll means today or tomorrow ...
VOTE FOR JACK!
how will jack celebrate his victory? squawks? treats? baths?
or.....will the safely redeemed jack show anon and the watchful world something unknown and mysterious?
oh, the suspense...
KJ, You want me to perform MORE THAN THIS!?! Don't stay looking like that for too long, the wind might blow and change your face to look like that FOREVER!
Mmmmm...Yummy lorikeet! JACK!! Tell Anon she forgot the two slices of bread and the mustard! She is too hungry!!!! *and the salt...where is the salt*...
Meooooooooooooowwwww!
Oh oh, it looks like I landed on the site of a geek :-))) Who did Ces send to me ? LOL Great birdsite : so many birds that are a delight to look at and that I most probably never will see IRL. Regards !
yes, jack, i want more. i want you to sing a victory song.
i'll sing along
:)
I'm the only one who orders Anon around, Mademoiselle Princesse! SCAT CAT!
Ces sent you to the Geek's Red-Collared Lorikeet's post! I'm Jack, how do you do Hildegarde ... I'm the best of all those birds, even your Vultures, and the King of Anon! You should try living in real life some time Hildegarde Hhehhehhheee. VOTE FOR JACK!
We don't do that in Australia, KJ. We sing all the time! I haven't won the poll yet KJ ...
Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi oi oi!
Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi oi oi!
Aussie! Oi! Aussie! Oi!
Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi oi oi!
VOTE FOR JACK!
You can tell how brilliant they are, such talented lyrics!
Even stole our chant from the BRITISH like all good convicts, ElizT!
I voted for you again Jack. Where's Anon, what did you do with her Jack?
Thanks Ces! Nothing ... *whistle* Anon has the flu. NOT the bird flu!!!
Really? I hope she feels better soon. I have Sudafed Cold and Flu on my first geeky drawing. She can have it (virtually). Really, I hope Anon feels better soon.
Ces, Anon IS flapping her wings about but not much coming out of her mouth, only eyes, ears and nose. That doesn't include MY head. You are a birdbrain Ces, Anon is ALLERGIC to anti-inflammitories! *BWARK!*
Only one more hour left to VOTE FOR JACK!
jack, be humble
jack be quick
jack fly over
the candlestick.
anon feel better
don't be sick
& don't let jack
give you a lick.
(oh my)
BWAHAHAHHAHAAA I said Anon DIDN'T have the Bird Flu, KJ!
Ah, that's better.
I JUST put a link to YOU Hardwax ... WHAT is BETTER!?! Not Anon ...
VOTE FOR JACK!
You are right Jack, there is nothing better than seeing my name in bright yellow lights, except for you winning of course.
VOTE JACK
VOTE JACK
VOTE JACK
V O T E J A C K
VOTE JACK
anon who
Of course Hardwax! Nothing is better than my love either ;)
VOTE FOR JACK!!!
VOTE FOR JACK!!!
I don't know who you are talking about ...
I WON I WON I WON I WON!!!!
JACK is the KING!
yEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YIPPIE and BWARK!!!!!!!!
Love me like the world was ending Hardwax!
*BWARK! BWARK! BWARK!*
You winning is a Weird thing? heheheheeeeeee Yes, it is. I voted for Willie Wagtail! Haha!
My, Anon, what a BIG mouth you have.
Perriette - Yes, Anon has a HUGE mouth, Willie wasn't even in for the running Birdbrain!
Congratulations Jack! Love your victory video - re: music - coincidence? I think not! But it made me laugh - Hooray Jack!
Sorry to hear Anon has the creeping crud - chicken soup? If it comes from a can, its no one Jack knows....
Thanks Lavender ;) I'm sorry too, Anon is too busy taking care of the rest of the family who have the bird flu. I mean creeping crud *oops* She might get the BIRD FLU from a can of CHICKEN SOUP! Wash your mouth out Lavender!
Congratulations Jack. I voted for you three times!.
Tell Anon, get well soon and hope the family shakes off the flu.
Be good to Anon Jack. She probably got sick from all the stress of thinking you may lose. Thanks to me who voted five times for you.
THANKS CES! THANKS CES! THANKS CES!
You sound like a parrot! Yes, Anon is very stressful! Did you vote five or three times?
I voted six times!
Hahahaha!
I had a hard time with my wireless laptop in the kitchen, Hence the repetitions. Thanks for cleaning it up. I am not on my desktop. I won't repeat myself.
I mean "I am now using my desktop."
I need more coffee.
I don't clean things up Ces! THAT'S Anon's job! You make a fine parrot anyway, SIX TIMES! SIX TIMES! SIX TIMES! SIX TIMES! SIX TIMES! SIX TIMES! I will have to clean your teeth of coffee stains!
No silly, I go to the dentist for that! I voted for you seven times...
*BWARK CES*! I'm off to spend time with the cage bugs ...
BRAVO BRAVO...Congratulations JACK.
But stop de t'enfler la cabeza!..
You are not still une star de cinéma!.....Bisousbisous...
I AM bravo Aunty Rita! It was about time I went beyond being a Movie Star into the Circus and Politics! *kiss kiss*
Better pretending then chomping the real thing! Congrats, btw!
Anon chomps all the time but NOT me Tony! Yet .... Thankyou, I am The King!
I find this also disturbing.
I voted for the Cuckoos.
You are more disturbing and a Cuckoo, so not surprised you voted for them, Madame XOX!
You look so dignified as you give your royal bow to your subjects Jack, and recieve the spoils of your victory. Could you run again?
Hardwax, I do look dignified, that's because I AM! My subjects will choose the pecking order in next poll. I will ALWAYS be KING! Next poll will be after Anon finishes with my admirers in the immediate backyard, then sludges back through the swamp and home again. Don't hold your breath unless fainting for me :)
I think I love CES the most now!
The "Which Birds are your Favourite?" Poll is long over and I'm removing it from the sidebar. Results were:
None: 0; 0%
Anon: 8 votes; 20%
Jack: 22 votes; 56%!!!!!!!
Maggie aka Baldie: 4 votes; 10%
Cookie: 13 votes; 33%
Cuckoos: 4 votes; 10%
Thanks for the 39 votes! Poll Closed. JACK WON!
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