Perriette has asked for seven weird things. I won’t be posting seven weird things about Anon because Mark Twain said enough with, “She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot." I keep Anon, NOT the other way around! This post is the first of seven weird things about me - Jack.
I’m inquisitive. After visually inspecting by head twisting and turning to examine objects in detail from every angle ...
I poke, pick and/or pull with my beak - depending on what the item is. Heehee.
If there is no adverse reaction, then out comes my tongue for a tonguey! That is Aussie slang for French Kiss.
If the object is large enough then it can be hopped on and walked over several times!
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I DON'T have worms!
Neither do I.
You should hit the hairy thing with your tennis ball!
I do hit the hairy thing BoiledEggInADeckchair - all the time! Don't take instructions from an EGG - I SIT on them!
Jack, you're a genius.
I know. I don't need a BoiledEggInADeckchair to tell me that!
I like that you pull hair. I love it when my hair gets pulled, gently, actually it'more like playing.
I LOVE pulling Anon's hair Ces! Only this morning it took half an hour for her to get me out of it because all tangled (which I did on purpose because didn't want to go into cage). I helped by cutting through Anon's hair with my beak! Heehee!
hey, i pull hair!
however, i lack jack's colors. that is a character flaw, i know, so i smile instead.
Good on you KJ! Have you tried pulling hair with your feet yet? If you smiled at me I would pick at your teeth!
Jack, I didn't know that you were attached to Anon's head. Now, that is weird.
Do you know she used to be a cat? Bite Her!
I'm only attached to Anon's head if wanting to show my superiority ... which I have to admit is very often. I DO bite her every day, I don't need a weirdo to tell me to do that!
Weirdo? You've confused me with Egghead.
She may turn back into a cat and eat you. What do you think of that, huh? hahahahahaha
Don't talk about my RELATIVES like that! The Egg and the Anon ... I'll replace what's under that teacup Perriette!
Ooooh, I'm scared of the big bad birdie. I'll just have my cats pay you a visit. Then we'll see who has the last laugh, my fine feathered friend! Mwhahahahhaahaa....
You won't be laughing by the end of my seven weird things Perriette ... maybe on the other side of your 'face'!
Jack, how did you learn to use the keyboard? Do you use your claws or your beak? :-)
I learnt the same way I learnt how to talk Ces, never leave Anon alone! I use my beak on Anon's finger. She blames ME for the spelling mistakes! I also use my feet which are more than one of Anon's fingers! She can't count.
Poop on her!! Poop on her!!
Yes, good idea Joy! A perfect target.
Don't doooo that, Jack! Anon is going to put you in your cage for a looooong time.
I knew Anon had pirate blood!!!!!
You are sooo cute, Jack. And I'm glad Anonymous has someone around to fix her hair...
Invaded by PARROTS overnight! I only poop on Bearman when aiming for a human Joy Eliz and Ces, but I could try aiming for other parrots ;)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... I already knew that, and don't need a MerlinPrincesse to remind! It reminds me of the old days when I first arrived at the AnonyHouse and mistook Anon as my toilet.
Thank you Catnapping, now SCAT CAT!
I'm not laughing NOW. I'm just waiting for this to all be over....zzzzzzzzzzzz..... Although a hat of poo for Anon would be amusing!
I'm not giving away my poohing secrets just yet Perriette! How much recovery time would you prefer between my reminding everyone seven times how weird you are?
You have it wrong, birdbrain. It is about how weird YOU are. All on one post would be nice, but if too difficult for little you, then once a day.
Doesn't stop me from reminding the Birdchasers to read YOUR weird post seven times fairy floss cupcake head! ONCE A DAY!?! HAHHAHHAAAA I'm going to torture nice and sloooooowwwwwwwwwww ... not that I know how to be slow - that's Anon's job!
Yes, Anon is verrrrryyyy sllloooowwww. Tell her to post a comment so I can see her new avatar that she stole. She is starting to look a lot like you, Jack.
i cannot talk about poop. i just cannot. it's another character flaw...
jack, i use my hands and fingers to pull hair. i only use my feet in grave emergencies.
i would let you pick at my teeth only if it felt relaxing and frankly, i'm not convinced....
:)
You are slower than Anon fairy floss cupcake head Perriette!
What makes you too special KJ? I'm never relaxed either. Try using your beak to pull hair, it's a great way to find tasty morsels KJ!
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