Friday, 29 June 2007

Seven Weird Things About Jack - For Weird

Perriette has asked me to post seven weird things. This post is the fourth of my seven weird things and is a post FOR something weird – Jack.


Something REALLY weird happened today. Anon was moving VERY fast with a new connection to the internet that didn't make all those weird noises it usually does to connect. Including all the weird noises Anon usually makes!


I am the King! I am the fastest! Just to remind you all WHO is King and who is the fastest, please view above movie AGAIN! The movie ISN'T the weird thing! Anon is ... she says she has LOTS to do and LOTS to see all 'really' fast. It's her fault if this post isn't weird enough!



PSSSSSST! Want to see what I do when Anon isn't watching? Jump along, it's FUN!


Birds can download my Dance Podcast to their iPods HERE

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHA!

Lavender said...

LOL! Thanks for the laughs! Im sure it makes complete sense to Jack. Just for the love of noise? Or to see if you would come film him?
Just found you, all your photos are great - nice work! Looking forward to following you blog,
Cheers, Lavender of the birds & the beads

Joy Eliz said...

Ha! That tennis ball hasn't got a chance!

Anonymous said...

Hello Lavender! You are speaking to Jack right now because this is MY post, NOT Anony's! Correct, I love noise, and especially the sound of my own voice. I'm already a Star, so don't need Anon's help to be a Film Star! Anon posted those photos of boring birds, they are nowhere as good as myself - The King! You are the colour of Lavender, Lavender! That's weird :)

I already know that Joy Eliz!

Ces Adorio said...

Jack, are you trying to crack open the tennis ball? Hahaha!
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Okay, I am just joking. Don't be mad. Anon can take jokes.

Anonymous said...

No Ces. I LOVE Mr TennisBall! I don't like what you think is a joke. I repeat, Anon is weird. She tries to take lots of things, even sometimes Mr TennisBall. I'm not surprised she can take your jokes!

vfm4 said...

i never realized how much fun a bird can be...
or that you can upload video to blogger..

but i knew that video makes my browser crash... :-)

Anonymous said...

OH NO Vfm4! Are you a robot? Anon is an early adopter of new Blogger features before they're ready for full release. Blame Anon for your browser crash - not Mr TennisBall! I AM lots of fun :)

Ces Adorio said...

How about an American football. You can throw it across your cage like a quarterback!

kj said...

too cool, jack. nothing wrong with your affection for your tennis ball. but stay away from eggs.

merlinprincesse said...

Ah! Jack! You have such a nice sense of rythm..... Do you sing? Or play the banjo? :)

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Jack you're a King Ball Basher and I like the way you stick your head in the camera the way you do.

Anonymous said...

I think Jack wants some boiled tennisball salad, and is just trying to peel that thing!

Anonymous said...

You don't have a helmet on your head or lots of padding Ces! How about an Australian football? You can kick it across your house like an Australian!

You want to deny a bird EGGS KJ!?!

Yes I do have rhythm MerlinPrincesse. YES I SING .... I'M A BIRD! I play everything I can get my beak or feet onto!

I do stick my head into everything BoiledEggInADeckchair. The camera keeps looking at me!

Scat cat! I LOVE MR TENNISBALL Catnapping!! Only like boiled peas, corn and potatoes. Boiled things taste better mashed.

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I could mash the lot of you if I wanted to but I don't know how.

Anonymous said...

You are very keen to learn, BoiledEggInADeckchair. Just like what an egg should and shouldn't do! I think you have wanted to mash everyone before ... Cookie and Maggie like mashed boiled egg!

Anonymous said...

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Do you like my music video? Don't tell Anon ...

merlinprincesse said...

I LOVE IT! Jack you really are the KING!!!

Mademoiselle Princesse said...

Mmmmm...... This MP is soooooo sensitive! Blah! Wait a few minutes, Jack! You'll be the king of my casserole! *pass the salt*

kj said...

what was i thinking jack? of course you should have eggs. i just didn't want you to crack up.
i was going to tell you to avoid flying upside down for the same reason.

:)

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Jack I think your music video is brilliant and you keep in perfect time with your reflection. Have you got a spring up you?

Anonymous said...

I already said that MerlinPrincesse. WHY didn't you believe me all the other times?

SCAT CAT! I'll jump on your head!

Only eggs crack up the way you don't want me to, KJ! I crack up all the time when Anon laughs, or if I'm laughing at her! You want to deny a bird FLYING UPSIDE DOWN, KJ?

Thankyou BoiledEggInADeckchair! An egg understands my brilliance! I live in Australia ... I was doing the KANGAROO HOP! We don't have springs up us here; they flow the other way - outwards. Why do you have springs up you in the UK?

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Jack I thought you WERE a kangaroo. It's a shame you don't have springs up you, you can't blow them out the window. I might put a spring in my deckchair.

Anonymous said...

I agree with you Jack. Anon is weird.

kj said...

a bird flying upside down having a crack up--it's a JOKE, jack!

:)

Ces Adorio said...

I finally got to see the video and I must say that I saw a kangaroo dressed like a bird hopping inside someone's house.

Ces Adorio said...

Oh, Anon I am posting a drawing and dedicating it to you.

Anonymous said...

You could do the Kangaroo Hop too if you had springs on your deckchair, BoiledEggInADeckchair. I would like to see a spring in your deckchair MORE! It would cool you down during your hot Summer! That's if you were a HARD boiled egg and spring wasn't warm. You might have to ask someone else to put a spring there for you.

I agree with me too, Perriette!

I don't like your jokes KJ! I do that all the time and it isn't funny!

That was MY house Ces! That was ME and NOT a kangaroo. I DON'T dress. Who do you think this post belongs to?

AHA! Ces thinks this post belongs to Anon - WRONG! Besides, Anon is far, far away. You forgot to turn the music up on your computer!

HARDWAX said...

Your so funny and cute Jack, and when your not funny, you're still cute, something like that.
I ate a half pound of popcorn watching your movie, I admit I was eating fast.
You are a star Jack, but one little suggestion, loose the director/producer/cameraperson/you don't need anyone but your fans.

Anonymous said...

I was the director/producer/cameraperson/ Hardwax! If someone was holding the camera, or even in the room, I would have been jumping on THEM, not be all alone on the hard, cold floor! The Anonys were FAR, FAR AWAY! Calling me cute and funny does NOT make me like your 'little' suggestion any more!

Lavender said...

Oh Jack - you are so multi-talented! I truly enjoyed your music video, will you share your grape with me?

Anonymous said...

Of course I will share my grape with you Lavender! *wiping grape into your hair* I'm multi-talented with things I do with food too!!

Ces Adorio said...

Haha!Jack you are too much! I am afraid you are more lovable and even wittier than Anon. Yes I heard the darn music and so did my daughter who insisted I played it again and again...I went to bed singing the damn song. I am so glad it is morning and sleep erased the melody so I am not clicking on the video again, maybe just one more time...
:-))))

Anonymous said...

Now JUMP Ces!!!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I AM a hard boiled egg but I don't include that in my name otherwise my name would be too long.

Anonymous said...

*boing boing boing* You ARE hard BoiledEggInADeckchair! I wouldn't normally bash an egg like the same way I do with Mr Tennisball. It DOESN'T mean I love you!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

It must mean I'm a tennis ball.

Anonymous said...

You are lucky you never hatched BoiledEggInADeckchair!

Anonymous said...

I think lavendar and hardwax are trying to seduce you with food Jack. Watch out!

Anonymous said...

I don't mind Perriette. You had better watch out! Did you see Devil in the Dance Video?

Anonymous said...

Gigilo!

No.

No.

Anonymous said...

Whenever Anon says "No" to me, I say "YES"! Even if I don't know what she is talking about. I don't know what you are talking about Perriette, Devil is the flash in the corner of your eye. He's always wet.